Two pet rats in the maze. Says one to the other: "I forgot the exit!" Says the other: "Don't worry, we'll just eat a new one!"

Two chinchillas in a cage. Says one to the other: "This cage bar is really hard!" Says the other: "You idiot, that's my cock!"

A dwarf hamster to a pet rat: "Have you ever tried to break out of that cage?" The pet rat replies, "Why should I? Here's free food, water and I can sleep all day!"

There's the old saying: "The early bird catches the worm." What annoys hamsters so much about this saying? That they are nocturnal and always miss the gold!

There's the old saying, "Still waters run deep." What makes dwarf hamsters so nervous about this saying? That their drinking bottles never make a sound!

There's an old saying, "You can't see the forest for the trees." What makes dwarf hamsters so restless about this saying? That they sit in the litter and can't see any forest at all!

There's the old saying, "No master has ever fallen from the sky." What confuses guinea pigs so much about this saying? That they can't climb and wonder how they're ever going to become a master!

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